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                  | Why are you
                            looking for original comedic material?
                          || So, what exactly are you
                            looking for? || I have a
                            three-person scene. Or a ten-minute scene.
                            Or something else outside of the realm of
                            the two-person, four-minute comedic scene.
                            Should I still submit it? || Okay, wait.
                            You're going to EDIT my work?!? || This
release
                            looks scary. Can you break it down a little
                            bit? || How will I know if my
                            scene has been received? Or selected? |  
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                  | Why are you looking for
                      original comedic material? |  
                  | We knew when
                      we decided to create this cool showcase, that we
                      would be looking for scenes that folks aren't tired
                      of seeing. Seriously, every single showcase has at
                      least one scene that makes the industry roll its
                      collective eyes. We've seen it SO many times by
                      now that there is no WAY the actors performing it
                      are gonna get a fair shake. And that's simply not
                      okay. We don't care how brilliantly you think you
                      can do an Oscar-winning scene. No matter how much
                      you rock, we will always compare it to the
                      original... and you're just not gonna measure up.
                      Why put the actors through that extra level of
                      scrutiny, when we're here in the most
                      densely-populated haven for screenwriters on the
                      planet? Let's go for the originals! They're out
                      there! 
 So, in April 2007, the Cricket
Feet
                        Casting Actors Showcase launched with a cast
                      of 35 actors in 17 comedic scenes. Representatives
                      from agencies, management firms, and casting
                      offices filled the Promenade Playhouse for three
                      nights of fast-paced laughs (and dinner and drinks
                      too)! We had a nice mix of original and
                      road-tested comedic scenes, and the "originals"
                      consistently got better comments in the industry
                      feedback forms. That's not because the other
                      scenes didn't rock, but because there was
                      something really nice about seeing original works
                      brought to life for the first time. For our July
                      2007 showcase, using all original material turned
                      out to be not only a huge success but also a
                      wonderful opportunity for our writers--whose
                      talents were showcased right along with our
                      fabulous actors' comedic skills!
 
 We've done it for every showcase since, and now
                      we're maintaining an open, ongoing call for
                      comedic writers to submit original material.
                      Yippee! We are specifically seeking two-person
                      comedic scenes that come in at around
                      four-minutes. We are not offering any pay at this
                      point, but you do retain all rights to your
                      original material and may feel free to sell and
                      resell it to as many buyers as you can find!
                      (Meanwhile, if you do happen to hear from a
                      literary agent or other cool industry contact who
                      saw your work at our showcase,
                      we do hope you'll let us
                      know, so we can celebrate with you!)
 
 Please note: All
                        submissions MUST be accompanied by the two-page
                        scene info and writers' release (PDF) linked
                        here.
 
 Thanks so much for your interest! We look forward
                      to reading your work!
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                  | So, what exactly are you
                        looking for? |  
                  | In
general,
we're
                      looking for the aforementioned two-person,
                      four-minute, comedic scenes. We like variety, so
                      we expect to populate our showcase with scenes
                      representing romantic comedy, slapstick comedy,
                      formulaic sitcom, outlandish comedy, dark comedy,
                      high-brow comedy, blue comedy, you name it! We're
                      not heavily into one style over another; just
                      looking for the best scenes to suit our current
                      cast, having the best overall mix of types of
                      scenes, using material that needs the least amount
                      of editing or tweaks, and representing a bunch of
                      cool writers. 
 We absolutely DO NOT want any scenes about "the
                      industry" or actors. Why? Well, consider our
                      audience. We're looking at entertaining a room
                      full of agents, managers, casting directors,
                      producers, showrunners, writers, and directors who
                      have all spent the day dealing with "industry
                      issues." If I'm a CD whose last calls of the day
                      were to close a really difficult deal with an
                      agent who has had a rough day, the LAST thing I
                      want to see when I'm out scouting new actors is a
                      scene about how much *auditioning* sucks. I don't
                      care how funny it is. I'm not gonna love those
                      actors if the biggest headache of my day comes
                      crashing back while I'm watching their scene.
 
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                  | I have a three-person
                        scene. Or a ten-minute scene. Or something else
                        outside of the realm of the two-person,
                        four-minute comedic scene. Should I still submit
                        it? |  
                  | Yeah!
You
betcha!
                      One of our best
                      scenes from our very first showcase was originally
                      a four-person scene taking place in a coffee shop.
                      We loved the core premise so much that we edited
                      the scene into a two-person scene taking place in
                      bed after a one-night stand! It was brilliant.
                      Everyone loved it. (Yes, even the scene's original
                      writer.) 
 So, don't let the fact that your scene is a little
                      too long for "showcase production" or that it's
                      based on more characters than we typically would
                      put in a scene together in a "showcase format"
                      stop you from submitting it. We have a team of
                      editorial ninjas that love writing punch-up. If we
                      like the piece, we'll make it work.
 
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                  | Okay, wait. You're going to
                        EDIT my work?!? |  
                  | Yep.
If
you're
                      a writer whose original work has ever been
                      produced by someone other than, well, YOU, then
                      you already know that's a part of the deal. If
                      you've been to a network sitcom taping, you've
                      seen how lines get rewritten, added, deleted on
                      the fly during the rehearsal process. Hey, comedy
                      is subjective! And an audience may really get 90% of
                      your jokes but miss the rest. And if we see an
                      opportunity to tweak a line or change a beat in
                      order to get the most out of the overall scene,
                      we're gonna do it. Also, most scenes weren't
                      written for "showcase production" originally. So,
                      they may really work in the context of an entire
                      episode of a spec script or a one-act play or a
                      full-length feature film. But we're looking at
                      BRIEF experiences with these characters, and there
                      is no
                      back-story on which to base some deep comedic
                      set-ups. If it's not coming through in the wee bit
                      of time we're spending with these characters,
                      we're gonna punch it up. 
 And that can happen at ANY point during our
                      production process! That's why we specifically
                      seek actors with writing, improv, and sketch
                      comedy experience. That's why we hire directors
                      who have worked as writers too. There is a lot of
                      wonderful stuff that can come through the
                      collaborative, creative process when you're open
                      to shifts and tweaks. Hell, that's how network
                      sitcom writers rooms thrive. It's all being
                      workshopped in a collaborative group of creative
                      people. The best stuff is what makes it to the
                      final product. If your ego won't stand for that,
                      then please don't submit your work to us. One
                      thing we can guarantee--before we even read your
                      work--is that there will be edits. Every single
                      scene we've showcased thus far has had at least
                      one line adjustment at some point. It's not
                      personal. It's essential. And it means we LIKE
                      what you've done enough to invest in it. That's a
                      GOOD thing.
 
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                  | This release looks scary.
                        Can you break it down a little bit? |  
                  | Sure!
You're
                      granting us "non-exclusive rights" to produce your
                      scene as a part of our showcase. "Non-exclusive"
                      means that you can continue to sell and resell
                      your work to as many other folks as want to buy it
                      (y'know, 'til THEY make you sign an exclusive
                      deal) and you never have to list it as having been
                      affiliated with the Cricket Feet Showcase or
                      Cricket Feet, Inc. (although you're certainly
                      welcome to do so, if the hype would help you out)! 
 You are certifying that you are the sole owner of
                      the rights to this material (including copyright
                      for the content and original characters--or that
                      you have permission to base your work on
                      characters for which copyright is owned elsewhere)
                      so that, if someone comes after us for doing your
                      scene because it was originally a Saturday Night Live
                      sketch, we can have our fancy lawyer send 'em your
                      way for that fun experience.
 
 You're letting us produce this scene--but you're
                      also acknowledging that we don't HAVE to produce
                      it--and if we happen to record the showcase and
                      provide footage of it to some network exec who
                      then wants to turn your scene into a sitcom,
                      you'll still be able to make that deal free and
                      clear! We do hope you thank us for having helped
                      that launch along, but you don't have to do so.
 
 We're not paying you for the material. We can edit
                      it. You can't sue us, but if you try to do so, you
                      have to pay all of our legal fees for dealing with
                      your attempt to sue. And you're not planning to do
                      anything that breaches the spirit of the
                      agreement. Nor are we. And if we want to amend the
                      terms of the agreement, we all have to come
                      together in writing to do that. (So, anything
                      you've been promised verbally ain't gonna cut it.)
 
 Basically, this is like every other "unsolicited
                      material submission release form" out there. But
                      cooler.
 
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                  | How will I know if my
                        scene has been received? Or selected? |  
                  | When
we
receive
                      your submission (complete with two-page submission
                      and release form via email), we'll countersign the
                      release form and email a copy of it to the email
                      address you specified in your submission form).
                      So, that's how you'll know we have received it.
                      When we're officially launched for the latest
                      showcase, we'll announce our next showcase scene
                      writers along with the actors and the director. You will hear from
                        us either way. Thank you in
                      advance for your submission and your support of
                      our all-original, all-comedy, all-rockstar
                      showcase! 
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